1) It's my favorite time of year. A new season of ABC's The Bachelorette starts on Monday, May 24th!! Ali Fedotowsky is our new Bachelorette! You may remember her leaving last season's edition of The Bachelor, (staring the hunky, charismatic, witty, amazing dancer known as Jake, the pilot from 'Dallas,') for her job. (Kidding about those adjectives... he's about as exciting as watching paint dry.)
Don't cry Ali, he has 2 left feet. And you know what they say about boys who are bad dancers...
So Ali has once again left her gig at Facebook in San Fransisco to find love in 6 weeks or less among a group of 25 stand-up (loser) men. Unfortunately, the brief bios of the men (boys) aren't up yet. I will continue to stalk abc.com so I can learn more about these amazing (creepy) men.
She's baaaack... and she has blue kicks!
2) I've decide that I like chick bands. Not all-chick bands. But bands with chick-lead singers. Garbage came on in my car yesterday. Remember Garbage from the mid-1990's!? Shirley Manson is the sh*t.
'Stupid Girl,' 'Only Happy When it Rains,' 'Push it' All classics.
Other chick bands I love include, Hole (can't get enough of that train wreck Courtney Love), No Doubt (Gwen was such a badass in her O.C. days) and Paramore. Hayley Williams of Paramore is only 21 and homegirl rocks it!
Check out Decode below by Paramore from the Twilight soundtrack. Really, a chick band and vampires? What's better than that!!
3) The Hollywood 'Bling Ring' trial starts today in L.A. It was also just announced by TMZ that actor Orlando Bloom will be testifying in the trial about the heist at his home. Orlando is one of numerous celebrities including, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale and Rachel Bilson who's homes were burglarized by a group of teenagers during an 11-month spree.
Take a moment and admire the hotness
One of the defendants, 18 year old Alexis Neiers, of E!'s skanktastic new show Pretty Wild, has been charged with one count of felony burglary in connection to the Bloom robbery. According to sources, Neiers turned down two plea deals from the L.A. County D.A. The first for a punishment of one year in jail, the second for a 6-month jail stint. Now, she's pushing her luck and may be sentenced to 6 years in state prison. Brilliant.
4) Don't 'butt dial,' 'pocket dial,' or 'accidentally' call me. I'm on to you, and it's lame.
Below is the definition of pocket dial according to urbandictionary.com:
pocket dial
Pocket dialing is when your cell phone, seemingly of its own free will, dials your friends (or worse, enemies) at inappropriate times. This could be caused by small pockets or objects in the pockets that press buttons on your phone - including the send button.
John: Sorry, I didn't mean to call you! I must have pocked dialed you.
Ha, nice try.
5) Also in Urban Dictionary, the definition of Kate:
Kate
A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
1. I wish i was Kate
2. Kate is great.
The coolest girl you know
http://realitysteve.com/
ReplyDeleteCheck this guy out. He was on 1310 The Ticket years ago. Now, he somehow gets all the info on reality shows. He rulz. So does Kate.
Oh, I know ALL about Reality Steve. I stalk his blog too. He was right on about everything in Jake's season. He's still in Dallas too.
ReplyDeleteMo- did you have to get in a rowboat to get out of your house?