ECards from the heart

On Monday, my friend Cristy sent me a very sweet e-card.  But due to inappropriate words that are 'slang for boy parts' according to my mother, I'm not going to share it.  I will share some others I found on this site.  Check out www.someecards.com for more ridiculous cards!

Oh wait... I thought it was the other way around.  Bastard.

Riiiight.  Then we can still text and tweet and play 

Words with Friends!  Um, no.  Loser.

Ha, I don't think so scooter.  Ass.